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I'm home! :)

I'm back to Brazil and the trip was extremely quiet!

Write down my phone numbers:
(47) 99948879
(48) 91133595
(11) 60733923

The website will remain open, and who want to spend a funny story or photos of India just send an email to fgcosta@gmail.com

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This photo I sent to failblog!

Almost everyone knows that English is an official language (1 of 16), so sometimes the staff is lost ...

No chão eu entendo... mas nas paredes?

I believe the right word would not deface and defecate ... but you never know right? With the pressure on the local food because it is able to learn to aim ... ...

Then give an update putting the link to vote on failblog!

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New phone ...

Just to warn you that my new cell phone is +91 9600264786.

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It's time you leave

We reached the end of this journey, in two weeks I'm going back to Brazil. A human thinking is unable to live without hope, this is fact. This is what sets us apart from other animals, and that made us who we are today.

Being the two oceans away from that love, without dreams, goals or prospects, is philosophically die, become just a cog in a machine which does not recognize us as a party.

The decision was consensual and above all rational. Efforts, sacrifices ... "Giving up", did everything but without purpose, effort and sacrifice is only scourge.

The truth, or truths upset, hurt and upset many of our human friends simply ignore or dismiss those who speak it. But living in truth, without subterfuge or trickery to me has always been my north. Live two and a half years here in Bangalore brought me into a loop of appearances and illusions, I need to recover my life.

I apologize to the good friends I made here, because I could not offer them my best moments.

Carol

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"I have an Indian friend ..."

Reading the comment made ​​by Potira , I realized I should write about this. Ok many will criticize or even more polemic, but I believe I share the experience gained here, of course, the bias will exist, is not a scientific report.

Many will say: "Ah, but in Europe there is also" I do not live there, I speak what I know, what I saw.
Disappointments happen, but be disappointed no money in a totally different country and not understanding the languages ​​/ local dialects ... Seriously, no one deserves.

Come:

  • I speak fluent English and understand the language even with a strong accent;
  • I or my family have financial resources to afford me no problems in India;
  • I always wanted to know a different culture, will be 3 weeks of pure adventure, (I do not agree, but I'm me ...);
  • Work / study abroad will be very cool, I'll do some interviews there, knowing the Lindai and hopefully I'll be back;

Do not come:

  • The google translator will be the best man at my wedding;
  • Not going to buy a return ticket is very expensive and will not be accurate because we love each other!;
  • I have a weak stomach, my joy is to have a clean bathroom to use;
  • I do not know the usefulness of the passport, nor what the currency of India ... In fact I have never traveled outside the state;

Falling in love with an Indian ... The relationship usually begins on the Internet, everyone knows that everyone on the Internet increases, glosses, and hides - Fact. So do not believe everything.

  • All Indians are rich - Only in the novel, saying that if he is rich, or to imply that it is a lie.
  • "I have no cam, but I really want to see you" - your friend is probably with four friends really wanted to see you.
  • "Oh little body shows that there will ..." - This tip applies to any woman of any country, does not show, or at least expect it show before ... Who can guarantee that Don Juan is not writing to show to friends?!
  • "I am the master of love, the Kama Sutra was done here, you know" - According to reports, people here start to life "adult" after the University, often only after marriage.
  • "Come to India, let's get married!" - Not likely, most marriages are still arranged. As much as you love your friend, here is a marriage family business, few are against it.

Ps.: Many of the Indians who have virtual relationships are already married, unhappy but will not divorce.

  • "I am Brazilian, I do not speak English, but translation programs speak for me" - you three options:
    • Learn English and open your heart to love international;
    • Limit yourself to the virtual relationship, do not come here without at least speaking English;
    • Find a love you can talk without a computer side.
  • "I can not go to Brazil, come to India, stay at my family" - 99% chance of being a lie, an Indian will hardly bring a foreign friend to stay under the same roof as his mother.
  • "I do not live with my parents, but you can not stay in my house" - The Indian youth, when working or studying away from their families often live in boarding houses - never saw mixed pension. Most Indians still live at home until after he got married.
  • "I can not go to Brazil, here in India you get a job easy easy" - Part fact, here companies need people who speak Portuguese with translation to work in various fields. Here's the trick: if you come on a tourist visa and get a job you MUST RETURN TO BRAZIL to apply for a work visa, no visa category changing in India, as much as his friend says there is no problem working with the it wrong, if they catch you illegally, you will be extradited to Brazil, but not before passing through a beautiful humiliation. Oh forget to ask for another visa will be denied.
  • "Come to India, I care for you here" - Really?
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Just give pros trust here ... comrades.

So many times I've heard that India is super safe for women, that Indians are educated people and all are very good-natured ...

Not so ...

Earlier this month came the news that a Brazilian had been raped by the owner of the house where I was living ( Property Dealer Arrested for raping tenant Brazilian, 27 ).
And the continuation of the story saying that the accused was denied bail - Brazilian woman rape: Accused denied bail .
The bastard gave coffee baptized for the girl and took advantage ... apparently did this twice!

The author of indiagestao put two posts and important for crazy women who falls for the champions here. You can read the posts here and also here (just click on the AQIS).

To complete the post it is important to see how it is interesting to see in Google Trends that appears when the words related to sex (plain, sickly and "cutting edge").
Let a few examples:
Group fri
India in the first place as a country and cities Delhi and Mumbai in the first and second place.

Rape fri
India in second place (with Pakistan in the first), but as city owns the top four places Delhi, Mahape, Chennai and Mumbai.

Fri Videos
India in the first as a country and also with the first three places like cities, Delhi, Chennai and Mumbai.

I think any place with more men than women have no way to work even ...

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More strange things (common here in India)

Guardinha Meia boca O Brasil não é o último a ter mico leão dourado!
With all this security ... I will transfer all my money to this bank! The beard and hair that is unbelievable champion
Doido peladão dando uma carinha.... Peladão na tranquilidade!
Bunda do doido! Peladão passeando!

The four pictures above are of a madman who lives on the road to Hosur (Bangalore nearby), he spends all day naked ... yes ... naked!
At the time I went to Hosur last week he was next to some children waiting for school buses! A beauty huh? But as it was cold, he was a shirt (shirt only ...)!

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This sub-celebrity life is not easy ...

In last Friday's game was Brazil, I went and staff work in "Brazilian Party" BEC's (group of expatriates - Bangalore Expats Club). Yesterday one of my colleagues came to India I was getting famous!

Apparently there is anyone who appears in "Page 3" of the newspaper DNA! If not mistaken the couple in the foreground of the photo is French, but in the background gives only Brazil!

Jornal DNA 27/06/2010
Background from left to right: Rafael Osnildo, Neto, Rodrigo and Chico!

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Cubepoints the site!

Guys, put the scoring system called cubepoints!

Now every time someone does some activity registered on the site as log in and post comments in the posts, you'll earn points! ehehehehehe

Whoever gets the highest score will win a special gift at the end of the year when we return to Brazil on vacation!

Best regards,
Chico

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Is bored with life? Come live in India!

This post is in honor of John and Lino, who only want to update ... we are trying our best! ;)

Following the series of strange things here, some friends found a "parade". The staff is part of parading a town that likes to stick!

That's right ... STICK! Check out the pictures below:

Festival de coisas estranhas Festival de coisas estranhas
He realizes that the rod is going through the cheeks! Look at the back of the champion!
Festival de coisas estranhas Festival de coisas estranhas
Showing the meat to be sold later, here in India can not eat beef ... today is the way to go to ... He realizes that the champion of taking a right ta mango juice
FINALMENTE!!!! Balde de areia
I think it is the first "single file" I see in two years ... finally! ;) Spit bucket dressed as a bucket of sand for fire fighting
Delícia hein? Imagine how long a person is a hospital after eating this chicken.

A big hug!

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